Wednesday 4 March 2015

Student Teacher Jokes – Ustad Shagird Lataef

  • Nae professor ne burhe professor se pocha class ko lecture kese diya jata hai?bohat aasan hai class mein ja kar khare ho kar ahista se lecture shuro kar do jab lecture khatm ho tu ehteyat se chalet hoe class se nikal jana.ehteyat se keun?iss liye k class tumhare paon ki awaz se jaag na jae.
  • Ek bache ne masomiyat se sawal kia sir kea ye baat darust hai k bache qoam ka sarmaya hein aur mulk-o-millat ka tabnak mustaqbil hein.bilkol sir ne jawab diya tum ne bilkol theek suna hai.bache ne masomiyat se kaha sir mager hakumat iss sarmae mein ezafe se pareshan keun hai.
  • Ek professor class mein ae tu bachon se kaha aj mein ap ko mendak k bare mein baton ga ye keh kar professor ne apni jeab mein hath dala tu uss mein cake tha ye dekh kar professor ne kaha ye cake hai tu woh kea cheez thee jo mein ne raste mein khai thee.