Wednesday, 4 March 2015

Student Teacher Jokes – Ustad Shagird Lataef

  • Nae professor ne burhe professor se pocha class ko lecture kese diya jata hai?bohat aasan hai class mein ja kar khare ho kar ahista se lecture shuro kar do jab lecture khatm ho tu ehteyat se chalet hoe class se nikal jana.ehteyat se keun?iss liye k class tumhare paon ki awaz se jaag na jae.
  • Ek bache ne masomiyat se sawal kia sir kea ye baat darust hai k bache qoam ka sarmaya hein aur mulk-o-millat ka tabnak mustaqbil hein.bilkol sir ne jawab diya tum ne bilkol theek suna hai.bache ne masomiyat se kaha sir mager hakumat iss sarmae mein ezafe se pareshan keun hai.
  • Ek professor class mein ae tu bachon se kaha aj mein ap ko mendak k bare mein baton ga ye keh kar professor ne apni jeab mein hath dala tu uss mein cake tha ye dekh kar professor ne kaha ye cake hai tu woh kea cheez thee jo mein ne raste mein khai thee.

Urdu SMS – Text Messages 2015

bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
E-mail KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

Urdu SMS 2: TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye hvy fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

Urdu SMS 3: Dil mein aanso’on ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

Latest Mobile Prices in Pakistan-Nokia, Samsung, Qmobile, iPhone, LG, Sony

Latest Nokia Mobile Prices in Pakistan:
Nokia 206 –  Rs. 6,800
Nokia Asha 205 – Rs. 6,950
Nokia Asha 200 – Rs. 7,700
Nokia Asha 305  - Rs. 7,800
Nokia 110 – Rs. 4,600
Nokia Asha 311 – Rs. 12,000
Nokia Asha 501 – Rs. 9,800
Nokia Asha 202 – Rs. 7,900
Latest Samsung Galaxy Mobile Prices in Pakistan:
Samsung Galaxy S Duos S7562 – Rs. 21,500
Samsung Galaxy S3 I9300 – Rs. 34,400
Samsung Galaxy Y S5360  - Rs. 12,500
Samsung Galaxy Grand I9082 – Rs. 36,900
Latest Qmobile Prices in Pakistan:
QMobile Noir A20 – Rs. 18,500
QMobile Noir A10 Lite – Rs. 15,400
QMobile Noir A8 – Rs. 15,5000
Latest Apple iPhone Prices in Pakistan:
Apple iphone 5 32GB – Rs. 69,500
Apple iphone 5 16GB  - Rs. 64,000
Apple iphone 5C 16GB – Rs. 54,000
Latest Sony Mobile Prices in Pakistan:
Sony Xperia J – Rs. 16,000
Sony Xperia M – Rs. 19,500
Sony Xperia L  - Rs. 20,500
Latest HTC Mobile Prices in Pakistan:
HTC Desire V – Rs. 30,000
HTC Desire C – Rs. 18,500
Latest Motorola Mobile Prices in Pakistan:
Motorola RIZR Z8 – Rs. 19,000
Motorola V3 Pink – Rs. 9,000
Latest LG Mobile Prices in Pakistan:
LG E400 Optimus L3 – Rs. 15,000
LG Optimus Vu P895 – Rs. 28,000
LG P705 Optimus L7 – Rs. 16,000
Latest Blackberry Mobile Prices in Pakistan:
BlackBerry Curve 9380  -  Rs. 27,500
BlackBerry Curve 8520 –  Rs. 13,000
BlackBerry Curve 9220  - Rs. 12,500
BlackBerry Curve 3G 9300 – Rs. 13,600
BlackBerry Bold 9700 – Rs. 26,000
BlackBerry Z10 – Rs. 24,500
BlackBerry Curve 9360 – Rs. 18,000

Top Nokia Mobile Phones for Pakistani 2015

Top Nokia Mobile Phones:
  • Nokia X2-02
  • Nokia 305
  • Nokia E5-00 Mystic
  • Nokia C3-00
  • Nokia 110
  • Nokia C2-03
  • Nokia C1-01
  • Nokia 311 Asha 311
  • Nokia X2-01
  • Nokia 206
  • Nokia Asha 202 Asha 202
  • Nokia Asha 302 Asha 302
  • Nokia 300 Nokia Asha 300
  • Nokia N73
  • Nokia 205 Asha 205
  • Nokia N8-00 N8
  • Nokia 303 Asha 303
  • Nokia 5233
  • Nokia 200 Nokia Asha 200
  • Nokia 112
  • Nokia C5-03 C5
  • Nokia E72
  • Nokia C5-00 5MP C5
  • Nokia 308 Asha 308
  • Nokia 5800 XpressMusic XpressMusic
  • Nokia 309 Asha 309
  • Nokia 114
  • Nokia X2-05

Top Samsung Mobile Phones for Pakistani

Top Samsung Mobile Phones:
  • Samsung GT-E2200
  • Samsung GT-S5360 Galaxy Y
  • Samsung GT-I9100 Galaxy S II
  • Samsung GT-P3100 Galaxy Tab 2 7.0
  • Samsung GT-S5830i Galaxy Ace
  • Samsung GT-N7100 Galaxy Note II
  • Samsung GT-S6102 Galaxy Y Duos
  • Samsung GT-I9000 Galaxy S
  • Samsung GT-N7000 Galaxy Note
  • Samsung GT-S7562 Galaxy S Duos
  • Samsung GT-S5300 Galaxy Pocket
  • Samsung GT-S5570 Galaxy Mini
  • Samsung GT-I9500 Galaxy S IV
  • Samsung GT-S5570I Galaxy Pop Plus
  • Samsung GT-E2250 Utica
  • Samsung GT-S5302
  • Samsung GT-I8190 Galaxy S III Mini
  • Samsung GT-P3110 Galaxy Tab 2 7.0
  • Samsung GT-I9070 Galaxy S Advance
  • Samsung GT-C3312
  • Samsung GT-C3262
  • Samsung GT-S5301 Galaxy Pocket Plus
  • Samsung GT-S5302 Galaxy Pocket Duos
  • Samsung GT-S5222 Star III Duos

Top HTC, Apple, BlackBerry Mobile Phones

Top HTC Mobile Phone among Girls:
  • HTC A510 Wildfire S
  • HTC A310e Explorer
  • HTC S510b Rhyme
  • HTC A3333 Wildfire
  • HTC Desire
  • HTC Desire HD
  • HTC S510e Desire S
  • HTC Inspire 4G
  • HTC 1000C Desire C
  • Google Nexus One HTC Nexus One
  • HTC PJ83100 One X
  • HTC X315e Sensation XL with Beats Audio

Top SonyEricsson Mobile Phones for Pakistani

Top SonyEricsson Mobile Phones  among  Girls:
  • SonyEricsson MT11i Xperia Neo V
  • SonyEricsson ST25i Xperia U
  • SonyEricsson LT18i Xperia Arc
  • SonyEricsson E15i Xperia X8
  • SonyEricsson LT22i Xperia P LT22i
  • SonyEricsson U20i Xperia X10 Mini pro
  • SonyEricsson R800i Xperia PLAY
  • SonyEricsson LT26w Xperia Acro S
  • SonyEricsson ST18i Urushi
  • Sony ST23i Xperia miro
  • SonyEricsson MT25i Xperia neo L
  • SonyEricsson C6602 Xperia Z